WHAT TO GET WHEN YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU SHE DOESN’T WANT ANYTHING FOR MOTHER’S DAY

What does one get for their mothers on Mother’s Day when the latter say they want nothing at all? This was the exact situation I was in the week of Mother’s Day, when my mum (affectionately referred to as ‘Mummy Ong’) told me she wanted nothing except a nice dinner on the weekend. Some mothers mean it, and other’s don’t. I honestly couldn’t tell whether Mummy Ong was the former or the latter, and so I devised a plan that was infallible-to surprise her with some takeaway at work from the coolest [...]